my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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