They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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