He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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