I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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