so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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