Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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