THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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