FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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