I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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