what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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