How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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