Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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