quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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