I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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