You really coming over, don't trick.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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