when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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