I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
too bad you live with your parents still
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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