I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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