Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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