I need help removing her.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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