Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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