Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
