I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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