Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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