It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
should my penis look like a turkey
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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