PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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