I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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