You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I can't turn off my feet"
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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