Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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