oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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