Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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