Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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