Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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