Just fell off a train. Bad.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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