How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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