I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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