Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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