this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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