Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
