I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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