I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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