I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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