Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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