I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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