I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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