"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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