Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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