btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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