I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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