check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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